Wow. You're here. Right. Ok. 

First you have the AUDACITY to click on a button labeled "Secret Tab," when CLEARLY, that's supposed to be a SECRET.

THEN, you go even further and spend time snooping around to find the HIDDEN LINK on my secret tab?

Rightttttt.

Surely you can see why I'm upset.

But fine. Whatever. Have it your way.

If you want to know what's on the secret tab SOOOO bad, I'll let you work for it.

On every page of my website, there is one (1) hidden clue. Collect all of these clues and piece them together to receive the username and password for the box below, which will grant you access to the contents of the secret tab.

Good luck and godspeed solider.